This was zeke when he was about 3 months old. You think he looks like eli? Not really. 
Oh Brothers....
So I have an announcement. DOn't get too excited it's not really as big of a deal as you think. Now i'm making it a big deal. Forget it. I'll tell you later. No I'm not pregnant.
Ok I'll tell you now 'cause I ahve nothing else to talk about. Yes i spelled 'have' wrong but i'm too lazy to spell check. Anyways....i was watching an infomercial last night no wait it was QVC! Even better. And I totallly got sold on buying something. What you ask? Nutrisystem. Tori SPelling is on it and lost a grip load of weight. She is now my new 90210 favorito. so i do what she says. Just kidding. They made it sound so good and so easy. They send you 20 breakfasts, lunch and dinners for a month you can eat all the fruit and veggies you want and then have the weekend off. Sounds easy right?
I called my mom to see if she wants to do it and she just laughed at me and told me how i will fail miserably at this diet. FOr anyone who knows anything about my mom this is very typical of her. She for some reason feels like I have failed at everything i've done in my life so I will of course fail at this. She's on crack. Whatever i'm not getting into it. Okay now i'm pissed....
Okay I'm back....so while she's laughing at me and describing in detail how I will suck at this diet she then says she'll pay for the whole month if I lose 10 lbs!!!! OH I'm fired up now.
Here's where you come in (and you I mean the three people who read this blog and all you creeps who don't even know me.) Hold me accountable!!!!! We need to as a team show my mom what a #$%^@#@ she is for laughing at me. I can do this. I'm already down to my pre eli weight. If i lose ten more lbs i'll be down to pre zeke weight. 10 more and i'm down to pre zaiah weight!!!!! Bingo~. It's that simple.
2 comments:
i guess this means that i've lost my ww partner. i'm not trying to steal your thunder, but the nutrisystem food is so processed and not good for you, and it really doesn't teach you how to eat. ww is a life change, and i know you (we) can do it. however if you do decide to do nutrisystem i will cheer you on all the way to your string bikini body. love you friend.
i'll support you, friend. every thursday, you and i are gonna hit that mountain...and one of these days we may actually make it to the top. but i can't promise that i won't try to tempt you with cinnamon rolls, cause how else will i buy your friendship?
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